Well hel-lo Lady.

Hello, Amelia, life finds you well?
Bonjour mademoiselle.

And bonjour to you as well. Comment allez-vous?

Yeah, most definitely.. Maybe. I hope so. Thanks, Lady.
Of course. I only wish I could offer more than advice and an ear. They are never as helpful as a solution.

Thanks. Uhm, almost six months.
That is definitely long enough to get attached… but maybe everything will turn out for the best for the both of you? I am a firm believer in doing everything you can to get what you want.

Yeah.. Uh.Muh boyfriend an’ I broke up.
Yeah, eight sounds fine.
I am sorry to hear that. Had you been together long?

Well that’s great. Eh, not so well, actually.
Oh, that’d be cool, thanks.
Well that is a shame. Tell Lady about your troubles?

Brilliant then. I have some errands I need to run but I could come by around eight tonight, I think?
Yeah.. Just a bit.. Ugh. How are ya doin’, Lady?
I’m doing fairly well actually. Big plans on the horizon. And you, minus your missing gun that is?

I could always come by later and help you look? I am quite the finder.
To defend muhself.
Of course, there are dangerous dangerous things out there… we would not want you to come to harm.

I had it.. Just on me.. What the fuck.
And why, may I ask, would you need a gun, my song and dance man?
